Fartacus

In case you could not tell from the last post, one of the latest shows that I ended up cracking out to lately was the soft core porn  action historical drama: Spartacus. What  a great fucking show! I mean, it has an insane amount of violence, sex scenes at every corner and even some pretty good twist and turns that keep you guessing where the action is going.

You also get to see Lucy Lawless tits in practically every single freaking episode.

Sure, thanks to the classic flick by Kubrick, we all know where this show is going...

But still, it sure is a whole lot of fun watching the journey

After hearing that a lot of guys had turned this show into a T&A drinking game (you have to drink twice when Zena's mammalian protuberances show up) I decided I was going to do a shot of SO Ethiopian Wet-Process Jimma- Duromina Coop Espresso every time I saw boobs and booty during an episode.

I half an hour later, there was a giant hole in my chest and my dog, the lil turd, had run off with the heart. Thankfully, instead of eating  it, he hid it in a pile of dirty clothes so he could munch on it later. My girlfriend, knowing all his favorite hiding spots quickly found it, sewed it back in, and then started it back up with a pair of jumper cables and a hypodermic needle full of the best Crank that she could find on a Sunday afternoon.

Speaking of Crank

I am not sure whether Ethiopian WP Jimma DC (12 OZ roasted on P3 for 20:30 in my Behmor Roaster) makes a super strong espresso that rivals crank or if I am just becoming sort of a caffeine pussy, but drinking it has been making me more jittery than usual. I think I may need to stock up on some more SWP Decaf and try it as a half-caf blend instead.

As for Spartacus...

Next time I might try the "taco" game instead.

They call that one Fartacus