I developed a new fetish involving high grad- meshed plastic wrap and a vacuum sealer. Now, nothing gets me off more than perserving the freshness of newly roasted batch of coffee beans. Enjoying these beauties at their peak is sure way to attain mouth-gasm. It is also a good way to share your sick passion with various friends and family members. On top of that there is the cool textual feel of the bag of beans. The bumpy feel of the beans as they push against their tight plastic barrier like so many Han Solo's frozen in Carbonite, feels great when brushed against the naked torso. Being waterproof, it makes a good loofa. The only thing that sucks is that these little bags of joy do not maintain their state of frozen rigidity past the 24 hour period, reverting to a softened state unless you do a another round of the old suck and blow. Sure, they might last longer than the pope on viagra, but I cannot help but wish they would retained thier solidity until I chose to open them. There is nothing more satisfy than running a sharp edge of a blade across the top of the bag and watching it slackened as it releases it fresh roasted aroma. Perhaps if I fiddle around, I can get it to work for me.
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