Tis the season to cash in on my dental benefits and get as much dental work as I can stand before the end of the year. So, I squeezed in a cleaning the other day and spent a morning getting my teeth washed with a high pressure water gun or something like that.
I should stuck to two cups of the Mogiana Maui Blend that i was testing out, but dentists make me nervous and I drank the whole giant load that I had made in my Chemex that morning. Something about the drone of the drill triggered something down there and I found myself running to the bathroom several times during the process.
This spurred me to ask the dental hygenist if coffee was bad for your teeth.
"NO" she said as she lowered her weilder's mask and climbed into my mouth.
"But," She continued, " It does cause bad breath, and stains your teeth."
With my mouth full of dentists and their blunt instruments, I could only roll my eyes in relief.
I was prepared to get dentures though
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