Super Mario, the face of Nintendo recently reported that he uses coffee to keep things on the up and up between him and the Princess.
"Ima Super Mar-io, I am da best!"
Super Mario exclaimed after he revealed that he has been using coffee bean e to help him deal with his occasional bouts of erectile dysfunction. Recent research into coffee as revealed that people who drink more coffee are hornier than those who do not. This clinical study was performed both of geriatric lab animals as well as actual live senior citizens. Upon dissection, it was revealed that testosterone levels had increased after being injected with an official Starbucks espresso syringe. Field studies also indicate that granpas who drink coffee shag more grannies. This field study also lead to the development of the Grannysgettingiton.com.
"oh thank you Mario." Was the Princess' reaction after finding out that the famous monster stomping plumber was using coffee to help lil Mario stay erect.
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this pic is actually taken in the pet food and supply store where I work. "Mario" runs the Fish Department. he had planned on shaving his beard and butting on a big black stash, but forgot to get razor blades.
i love commenting on my own stuff.
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