a little suck and seal

I developed a new fetish involving high grad- meshed plastic wrap and a vacuum sealer. Now, nothing gets me off more than  perserving the freshness of newly roasted batch of coffee beans. Enjoying these beauties at their peak is sure way to attain mouth-gasm. It is also a good way to share your sick passion with various friends and family members. On top of that there is the cool textual feel of the bag of beans.  The bumpy feel of the beans as they push against their tight plastic barrier like  so many Han Solo's frozen in Carbonite, feels great when brushed against the naked torso. Being waterproof, it makes a  good loofa. 

The only thing that sucks is that these little bags of joy do not maintain their  state of frozen rigidity past the 24 hour period, reverting to a softened state unless you do a another round of the old suck and blow.  Sure, they might last longer than the pope on viagra, but I cannot help but wish they would retained thier solidity until I chose to open them. There is nothing more satisfy than running a sharp edge of a blade across the top of the bag and watching it slackened as it releases it fresh roasted aroma. Perhaps if I fiddle around, I can get it to work for me.  

Like some cokehead on a family outing, I nearly drove myself up the wall  when I ran out of my Chemex brewing filters the other day. My favorite coffee oriented (Sweet Marias) business was  out of them when I made my big monthy purchase last week.  Curses, it was back to French Pressing.  Thankfully, when I checked back this Monday, they had gotten some more in so I bought some, along with a few more pounders that looked good enough to sample

Two were Costa Rican  something or the others ( Helsar and Herbazu) which, until recently, were being stored in some air tight vault like some disney masterpiece. I figured if a coffee is worth putting away for a rainy day, then it gotta be good. I also got a Brazilian Ipanemian  dry tree process. I had a taste of some other girls from Ipanema and was not to impressed, hopefully this tastes a little better. 

This time I got myself two packs of the filters, vowing that I will never run out of chemex filters again. Coffee from anything else just does not taste the same. Once you go Chemex, you can never g.... ummm  Shit. I guess that saying just does not work unless you can think of something to rhyme with chemex. I can't think of anything. Can You?

Anyway, sorry this post does not have any "porn" theme, next one will, I promise. I got myself a new FoodSaver to help keep my coffee fresh. I know I can think of something dirty about that. 

fun bags,

 

Got me a new arrival from the SM shop yesterday. A big bag of pleasure you might say. it is full of the Rwanda Gkongoro Nyarusiza, A coffee so saucey that I just had to get it in the D-cup size bag. I plan to share her with my friends and even with some kinkier family members, but I have my doubts if I got enough of it to spread around(perhaps I should have gotten the EEE five pound sack, that one comes in its own canvas sack, which open up the door for yet another original photoshoot idea.  

This stuff is soo good, I sometimes thing I should of went for the full 50 pound sack. Something I can spoon with. 

It reminds me of the Tanzanian, perhaps a little lighter in its touch. It was definitely the stand out oth the little harem of bitches that I choose with it. Like some sort of hopped up Bret Micheals, I entertained the promises of all three of them, seeing which one gave me the most pleasure. The columbian proved to plain, and while the one from java could spice things up when paired with her BFF from Ethiopia, She failed to tantalize me on her own. In the end, it was the Rwandian that I kept coming back for to taste again and again. So I gave her the pass and let her on the bus for yet another go around.

Although, I could not just let her party with me alone. Daddy need to taste different fruits, I got me some Dark Sumatra love as well as a lighter skinned Burundi Kayanza Bwayi, who chaffs a bit too much but might prove delectable.  We shall see how these two do in trials of fire and water. 

 

It is going to be one hot week. 

water sports

 Got my little green beauty a little wet today, giving her a small golden shower, her second one this month. Okay, so the shower is not really golden but blue in its hue, but I can tell you for sure that it was not just plain old water (we will do that next week)

The little one is looking like she is fitting it, but I can tell she does not like the cold weather as much. Being from a tropical area, she seems to like it hot and a little steamy and I do my best to make things both Hot and Steamy as much as I can. When I take a hot shower I leave the door open and I also talk to her and tell her how hot she is and how even hotter she will be once she bears fruit. 

She is going to make one fine MILFP (mother I love to french press) indeed and when she does (in about five years) She is really going to be into the WATERSPORTS needing much more that a small drizzle of the good stuff. 

ebony hotties

My photographer, Pierre Van Bundy, had a difficult time getting a good shot of these four ebony beauties that I happened to spot on my countertop. My feelings are that he probably should of had better equipment than a crappy cell phone camera, but then again he was the pro and his portfolio was pretty damn impressive. He  had me hold these four found hotties in my hand and quickly  snapped a photo, then messaged the photo to me. I like the positioning that he did because if you look at it long enough you can see both a penis and a vagina. It was Definitely worth the bottle of expired pills that I gave Pierre for it. 

The three beauty's to the left are from Columbia (Huila Valencia 1 Star). While they can be a bit plain, they can help pass a morning. The one on the left, I believe  is a maudlin island girl from Java (Organic Kajumas) who is a little darker than usual ( although the lighting does not really show it well) but she could also be a wild tasting Ethiopian, since those two are found together like sugar and spice. Judging from her size though, I think she is a mild Java girl.